[Harada voice activated — angry & funny edition]
Ahhh... SO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO TEKKEN 8 SEASON 2? OKAY. SIT DOWN. LET ME TELL YOU. 😤
First of all… WHO ASKED FOR THIS MUCH AGGRESSION?! WHO? WHO SAID “Yes, let’s make Tekken into a Dragon Ball Z episode every round”?! I go to the bathroom, I come back, and my team’s like,
“Harada-san, we buffed everyone’s offense, now neutral is illegal.”
ILLEGAL?!
Defense? DEAD. Sidestep? DEAD. Blocking? USELESS. You blink wrong, and you’re getting juggled into the sun like you're trying to visit Elon Musk on Mars. 🔥🚀
“Heat System!”
Yes. It’s called Heat because your controller will overheat from pressing buttons non-stop! You like neutral? Go play chess! In Tekken 8 Season 2, if you're not plus on life and plus on frames, YOU’RE WRONG.
And don’t even get me STARTED on the online warriors.
"Harada, delete Lili!"
"Harada, why is Bryan a Beyblade now?"
"Harada, I can't breathe in neutral!"
I CAN’T BREATHE EITHER, I’M READING ALL YOUR TWEETS! 😡📱
You wanted hype. Now you got EX moves, Heat dashes, and more glowing animations than a K-pop concert. This is what happens when you say "make it more exciting" without specifying you don’t want to DIE in 12 seconds.
But don’t worry. I hear you. I see the clips. I see the memes. I feel the salt. A patch is coming. We will fix it.
…maybe. 😎
But until then... WELCOME TO TEKKEN 8 SEASON 2.
BLOCK WITH YOUR FACE AND PRAY TO THE FRAMES. 🙏🥋
– Harada (probably)